Racism & Relativism in Lost Angeles

[Yes, This Really Happened].

Professor: Is the Confederate flag racist?

Students: yah

Professor: Follow up question: Is it a fact that racism is wrong?

Students: No

Professor: Do you guys lean more Democrat or Republican?

Students: Definitely more Democrat.

Professor: Shocker. Where’s my glycerin tablets.

— after a moment —

[Homely student raises her hand]

Professor: You–you who raised your hand. What did you want to say?

Lone homely Student: It’s true that racism is wrong.

Professor: You think it’s true that racism is wrong ?

Lone homely Student: Yah

Professor: did you go to public school?

Lone homely student: I was home-schooled up to the 9th grade.

Professor: Democr—[cut off]–

Lone homely Student: Definitely hardcore Republican. You don’t even know. My dad has an AR-15.

[Yes, this is a real story in Lost Angeles. Saw it with my own eyes, heard it with mine own ears].

Copyright Lucas J. Mather, 2015
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Originally Posted to Facebook Sunday 12 July 2015 at 1:24, 1:28 pm