Professor, Doesn’t Just a Little Bit of You Wish That Hillary Had Won ?
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By Professor Lucas J. Mather
Professor , doesn’t just a little part of you wish that Hillary had won ?
No.
I mean, just to have the first female president.
No, and I’d rather not talk about “parts of me”, little or not.
Oh I meant—
I know what you meant , the Professor hissed.
No I never mind, she said
It’s ok . Why are you axing me dis?
It’s just , you know , more fair to have a woman president .
By fair you mean equal?
Yeah.
Women will never be equal in the way you seem to want in that regard.
Wait , wut? Why?
Who was the first president ?
GEorge Washington.
Exactly . Not the first male president . Nobody thought of it that way. Nobody will ever think of it that way. First woman president will never catch up to that.
That’s not fair.
It’s like those 2 women who passed Army Ranger School. You read Army Times, right ?
No .
Who were the first men to pass Ranger School ? Nobody knows who the men were who passed with those women . Not impressed enough, not newsworthy , normal . Women will never catch up to that.
But. It’s not fair.
Maybe but it’s it’s true.
What do women get then ???
No man can have a baby.
Oh my god! Are you joking .
To change my name to Joe King would require paperwork. I think there’s a fee—
Seriously ?
Yes.
Wow.
I know. Creating life, nurturing new human life, created in the image of God , not your god you just mentioned, but the real one , new life, is amazing . Far more amazing than running for man-made office . Or being a Ranger.
[mouth agape].
Every president has been created and raised by a woman . You can disparage that if you want. But don’t mistake normal for not utterly mind numbingly amazing. That would be a big mistake.
You’re serious.
I’m correct, which is more important.
[FFW 13 weeks, same girl gives the professor a hug]:
Thanks prof for everything.
Copyright Lucas J. Mather, 2019
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Originally published to Facebook Wed. 2 Oct 2019 at 6:44 pm
