Asked If I Was A Trump “Supporter,” Here’s What I Said
by Lucas J. Mather
Asked if I was a “Trump supporter,” I said no.
(A normal person would have added “actually.” You know, to fit in. Like having a mask over your chin in Ralph’s).
Oh you voted for Biden ??, my interlocutor said, excitedly.
I said, noooo.
Oh, third party?
Huh?
You voted third party? Or you didn’t vote ??
No I voted. For Congress I voted for Young Kim, Republican. Korean lady, parents fled Communist tyranny of China and what became North Korea. For city council I
No for president. Who’d you vote for.
The Republican, Trump and Pence.
?? Wait. I thought you just said you weren’t a Trump supporter.
Well, I don’t support him. He gives his salary away. I am a Biden supporter though. We both are. He has a pension. A couple, actually (see how normal I am with that word. Aww). Yeah we’re dragging his ass through with our taxes.
[Dumbfounded look]
Yeah, Trump doesn’t need his salary, I continued. He does it out of the kindness of his heart and for patriotism. You were saying?
He’s so corrupt. He
No, corrupt means he does something bad for money. He gives the money away. And patriotism isn’t bad.
Copyright Lucas J. Mather, Ph.D, 2020
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Originally published to Facebook on Tuesday 8 Dec 2020 at 9:20 pm
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