Getting to the Heart of the Matter with Slavery, By Lucas J. Mather Professor, RU pro-gun ? I’m not sure what “pro-gun” means. Oh. Um. …hmm. Cuz you sound Republican. Well, let me ask you something . Sure. If black people had been allowed to have guns , would slavery have existed ? [Pause]. No.… Read more »
A Socratic Dialogue By Lucas J. Mather Professor, as a person of color, I … Hode up , the Professor said. Yes? I think I know what you mean by “person.” But we’ll get to that later in the class. What do you mean by “of color,” the Professor asked. It was dead silent in… Read more »
By Lucas J. Mather I was assigned to teach college in a high school in Lost Angeles. An employee, “Jenny”, walked me to where I needed to go on the prison-like campus with huge paintings of Barack Obama and Democrat propaganda plastered on the walls and doors. Here’s how I described the brief , honest… Read more »
It’s What I Do, by Lucas J. Mather Rich old lady, Orange County Peet’s Coffee, voice shaking, finger wobbling: “All these interesting books. What do you do ?” Me? I’m a drug dealer. Lady: hahaha– Me: [straight face]. Lady: Srsly? [Concerned motherly look]. Me: I’ve been slinging “thought-crack” for 10 years. Lady: [looking at the… Read more »
By Lucas J. Mather You make everything about politics, she said. It’s like, is there nothing left to talk about. Well, the Republican professor said. I suppose we could talk about the weather. That’s been the go-to non-political topic for centuries. It sure is hot today. Why do you think it’s so hot? Climate change,… Read more »
By Lucas J. Mather A scene in LA: Liberals, Democrats & Socialists eating at Mao’s Kitchen, a trendy restaurant in Venice Beach , California (which went for Hillary in 2016) talking about how scary Trump and North Korea are. Under a big picture honoring Mao Zi Dong, whose troops created North Korea in the 50s… Read more »
From the Archives, by Lucas J. Mather Oh you’re a professor in Los Angeles? [Assumption we are on the same side]. [Blah blah blah] …[Eventually] …Trump’s racist comments about Baltimore … Wait, what was the comment? I don’t have a TV. You know, a bunch of rats live there. The professor shifted in his seat… Read more »
Taking Attendance, Democrat Style, by Lucas J. Mather It was the first day of class, and the professor grabbed the attendance roster, which had 25 names on it, and he said “we need 15 people for the class to go and for me to get paid and more importantly, from a Republican perspective, for you… Read more »
As opposed to … the religious wrong ? By Lucas J. Mather Professor, are you a member of the Religious Right? Uh, how much are the memberships? I’m not sure if this is the best time, the professor said as he was packing up to leave. Huh? No, I , are you already a member… Read more »
Professor : So what are your aspirations? Student: I want to go for the MBA Professor: [Laughs] You? You wouldn’t last 2 seconds out there. Good money though. Student: Uh, why? Professor: You’re 5 feet nothin, a hundred and nothin. The NBA is for big people. Tall people. Go into …business or something . Student… Read more »